Hah! I get Space Pirates!!!!

[ubiquitouslyme]

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Great and Merciful Ruler of All the Land
Your symbol is:	a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from:	a great, golden, gem-studded palace
At your side is:	your unicorn steed, Sparkles
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	laser-gun-totin' space pirates!
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	Banning of the quote marks hand gesture
Your worst enemy is:	your court jester's awful nun joke
Your popularity rating is:: 51%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 96%
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